IAS one-line questions answers...gud one.

Discussion in 'Jokes and humor' started by navgemi, Nov 22, 2008.

  1. navgemi

    navgemi New Member

    Real life IAS i.e. UPSC Exam 1998 Interview Question and there Answer given by Candidates,IAS Officer now.


    Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
    A.Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)


    Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,how long would it
    take four men to build it?
    A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank Opted for IFS)


    Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four
    apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
    A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)


    Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
    A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with
    one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)


    Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
    A. No Probs , He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)


    Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
    A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)


    Q. What looks like half apple ?
    A : The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )


    Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
    A : Dinner.


    Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?
    A : It caused a revolution.

    Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
    A : Liquid (UPSC 33Rank )


    Q: what is the opposite of Nagpanchmi?
    A: Nag did not punch me


    Q:now what is the inverse of Nagpanchmi? Come on..
    A: I punched the Nag. (is somebody obsessed bout naags?)

    Q:Chintu's mom has three sons.What is the name of the other two?
    A:Chin-1 & Chin-3 (Phew!)
  2. Evander Leopold

    Evander Leopold New Member

    IAS one-line questions ????????????
    really ??????????
  3. ShAdOwCoN

    ShAdOwCoN Guest

    Alternate Answers

    If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four
    apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?

    Answer : Dinner / Fruit Salad :D

    what is the opposite of Nagpanchmi?

    Nag Do Not Punch Me
  4. navgemi

    navgemi New Member

    I am told that these were asked in 1998 UPSC examination.
  5. Dragon

    Dragon Guest

    I believe that Many of IBB members can crack IAS:D

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