Funniest Poem Ever

Discussion in 'Jokes and humor' started by Dragon, Jun 19, 2009.

  1. Dragon

    Dragon Guest

    A Competition Asked for a 2 line Rhyme with the most romantic first line but least romantic second line:

    This is the winning poem.

    My darling,my lover,my beautiful wife
    Marrying you screwed up my life.

    I see your face when I am dreaming
    That’s why I always wake up screaming

    Kind,intelligent,loving and hot
    This describes everything you are not.

    I thought that I could love no other—
    That Is until I met your brother.

    Roses are red,violets are blue,sugar is sweet and so are you
    But those roses are wiliting,the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.

    I want to feel your sweet embrace
    But don’t take that paper bag off your face.

    I love your smile, your face and your eyes—
    Damn, I’m good at telling lies!

    My love,you take my breath away.
    What have you stepped in to smell this way?

    My feelings for you no words can tell,
    Except maybe,”Go to hell”

    What inspired this amorous rhyme?
    Two parts tequila, one part lime
  2. newprouser

    newprouser Guest

    awsome.... :clap: :thumbup:

    sorry unable to rep now :(
  3. Dragon

    Dragon Guest

    that's fine, I wanted to repo you for Dragon-Angle pic, but couldn't so score level:D
  4. gothic_coder

    gothic_coder Guest

  5. meetdilip

    meetdilip Guest

  6. 18lama

    18lama Guest

    Very good...reps given
  7. mickey

    mickey New Member

    hi nice one...
  8. Rameshjeee

    Rameshjeee Good to be Back

  9. panchabhut

    panchabhut Active Member

    :lol: real shocker
  10. saurav_k

    saurav_k Guest

    :lol: :lol: :lol: ha ha ha .... Cant Rep ... :( :lol:
  11. Dragon

    Dragon Guest

    Thanks Amal:)

    2 pending now:D
  12. nandini

    nandini New Member

    Poems by not so famous poets... found on toilet doors and Walls..........

    A budding poet trying his best...

    Here I lie in stinky vapor,
    Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
    Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
    Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

    Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this...

    Here I sit
    ! Broken hearted
    Tried to s h i t
    But only farted

    Someone who had a different experience wrote,

    You're lucky
    You had your chance
    I tried to fart,
    And s h i t my pants!

    Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in toilets.

    I came here
    To s h i t and stink,
    But all I do
    Is sit and think.

    Toilets walls also double as job advertisement space.......

    (Written high upon the wall)
    If you can piss above this line, the Singapore Fire
    Department wants you.

    Ministry of Environment advertisement.

    We aim to please!
    You aim too, Please!

    On the inside of a toilet door:

    Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the
    entire performance.

    And finally, this should teach some a lesson...
    Sign seen at a restaurant:

    The hands that clean these toilets also make your
    food...please aim properly!
    Last edited: Jun 29, 2009
  13. Dragon

    Dragon Guest

  14. saurav_k

    saurav_k Guest

    2:confused: which is the other one? :p
  15. Dragon

    Dragon Guest

    forget it.

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